Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Top 10 reasons I'm not going to go out with you

Top 10 reasons I'm not going to go out with you
(in no particular order)

1. I'm still holding out for genuine chemistry.
2. You are insecure.
3. You think I will sleep with you.
4. You think I don't know you are lying.
5. You agree with everything I say.
6. You told me I was a type, or made some other sort of ridiculous generalization.
7. You are already threatened by other men.
8. You like me because it will impress your friends that a girl actually talked to you.
9. You think I am a challenge.
10. You can't believe that I call you on your bullshit.

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