10 reasons why mannequins are better than real men

1. They are good listeners.
2. They don't talk back.
3. Their looks will never deteriorate.
4. They are sharp dressers.
5. They will never leave you.
6. They have an air of mystery.
7. They don't eat much.
8. They don't mind if you wear comfy clothes all the time.
9. They are always smiling.
10. They aren't allergic to your pets.

Yes, I am still going on about the merits of mannequins.