Monday, March 24, 2008

Quotes of the day

"Did your kids take your last name or his?"
"His, that was my gift to him."
"What did you get?"
"Well, kids."

"That's not a car, that's a hole with pieces of car around it."

"Hey, you didn't roll your eyes when we mentioned her name this time."
"I know, and now my eyes hurt."

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